It’s getting busier and busier at the care center there is a huge increase in the number of phones upgraded daily, from a meager of six phones a day to thirty over phones.
It’s like a five times increase in workload and the customers love to come in waves, I can be very busy from noon to two and then five to seven but in between I may not even have one customer and if one or two phones’ failed during software update for more then two times then most likely the other phones in queue will be push back by half an hour and I have to think of means and ways to explain to them why they have to come back later.
But I believe I can handle all the above situation well enough after all practice makes perfect ;-) but the worst thing I hate is when customers complain about stuff that is their fault in the first place.
For example one dude who came to service his phone but forget his warrant card so we say we can check his warrant for him but we start counting from the phone’s manufacturing date so if your model is more then a year old most likely the warrant is over and you will have to pay $26.25 (forgotten his model) and we checked and it is not covered in the warrant so he have to pay, useless he bring his warrant card which started from the date of purchase.
And he started to bitch about what he bought his phone 2 months ago and how low-tech is Nokia that we can’t trace the purchase date of our customers and shit like now the world is moving towards technology and all the bullshit.
I explain to him that to be able to trace the purchasing dates of customers we need the help of the retailers and also the money to install and set up the system in all shops selling the phones and a lot of shops are selling our phones and don’t forget there are also second hand phones how are we going to keep track of all those and who is going to pay and it is not something that you say you want it and we will have it. It takes time to build up and a lot of different parties to make it work.
But somehow he can’t get this logic into that thick skull of his and started to say our service sucks, and we should move on to a wireless age and don’t relay on paper for everything and continue on saying about cars and computers can be purchased online and all the no-link shit.
I really feel like shouting in his face that you are a Singaporean and our government have your data in their database then why the fucking hell would they issue you IC for? Why don’t you complain this to the SIR (Singapore Immigration & Registration) next time your son makes his IC? And you want wireless right don’t want to use paper right? Then why not do all your shopping online, there is no need to use paper notes and better still they send everything to your house, why carry so many bags?
And this is just tip of the iceberg, I even heard people complaining about phones being a virus magnet when it is their fault that they accept a virus from someone they don’t know through Bluetooth.
Customer: Your Nokia phone very lousy keep catching virus, my friend Motorola and Sony Ericsson phone don’t have this problem
Me: -_- Sir, this is because you on your Bluetooth and you walk within range of an infected phone so it sent the virus packet to you and you accepted it.
Customer: But my friend Motorola don’t have this problem
Me: =_= maybe he didn’t on his Bluetooth 24/7
Customer: I don’t think so because he use a Bluetooth head set like me
Me: *thinking* Maybe that friend of yours is clever enough to understand the simple logic of not accepting things from stranger BUT YOU DON”T!!!!
Me: Then maybe you can check the identity of the sender and if it is anonymous don’t accept.
Customer: Okay, thanks
* Few days later
Customer: Hi, remember me? My phone caught virus again……
*bang head on table multiple times
So as you can see my job is full of laughter, enjoying every single moment ;-)
~Roger
Posted at 01:27 am by skullbone
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